Sunday, November 17, 2013

Disneyland Diary Entries




24.10.2013
On the train right now and I'm on my way to Paris.
Was just told by another man to keep the music down on my IPod.
I felt a swift rush of anger go through me. That's the second time someone's told me that my IPod earphones were too loud. Was reminded of that prick in the NY metropolitan museum who told me firmly to delete a picture of him cleaning a trumpet in the music section. I was almost in tears. I mean, what the hell is he doing working in a popular museum in the daytime if doesn't want his picture taken?
Last night, before I went to bed, I was super excited to watch the TLC biopic that premiered on VH1, but 30. minutes into the movie, I fell disappointed and angry, not because  the movie wasn't good, but because it WAS good, but they censored all the swear words. What.The.Fuck?
Why? I would like to know why are they censoring the good work that these actresses are putting into their roles by undermining their anger and sadness with bleeped out swear words. I'm pretty sure they cut out a few other scenes too in order to keep it "family friendly". Bullshit! You simply cannot censor a journey that one goes through in life. You can't just skip one part and go directly to another, it doesn't work like that.
Got to Marne La Valée and to the hotel in one piece and everything went according to plan. My back is aching though when I sit down. I have a feeling it's because of the tight clothing. Shit. This place isn't exactly renowned for its food.
Went on the ride with the quickest queue, Armageddon, followed by the longest queue, Crush's Coaster, which is more than 65 minutes long. Ugh. I'm outside and the line isn't even moving that fast. But it was a great ride, so it was worth it.
Ive outlined the rides I absolutely want to do - which is Pinocchio's voyage, which is something I've never done before, eat at the Blue Lagoon go back to the rainforest cafe and Indiana jones the temple of doom. And big thunder mountain that I didn't get to do last time, because of construction. I think someone got hurt on one of the rocks

After Crush's coaster, all I wanted to do was go on the Aerosmith ride, but it had closed. Are there some kind of limited hours that I didn't know about. It's 4:22 and I'm not ready to go back to the hotel. Maybe I'll do some shopping after I've finished this too-hot-to-handle coffee.



I did manage to get on the Aerosmith ride but it was slightly disappointing. The roller coaster was there but the music was missing from the last time I went on it. And instead of the feeling of being high, I was met with a pain in my uterus. It never happened before.
After that I went to the Planet Hollywood restaurant, and it was at this moment that I felt alone and was in need of company.
I don't feel like the same person I was 2 years ago when I last came. I'm more mature but always still so sour.
I think I may have made a terrible mistake in not bringing my laptop or my DS3d. I didn't think I would need it given that the last time I didn't have any of them. But at night, I get bored and I want something to do besides watching stupid dubbed French TV.
Tomorrow I'll do some more shopping and I'll get myself some tracky bottoms.
25.10.2013
I woke up and got down to breakfast early I so I didn't have to get in line. But there was one already, however, it went very fast and there were no more queues. The food was surprisingly nice and unlike the last time I went into Santa Fe, waiters picked up the trays and the tables were clean.
Last night I got embarrassed as I was standing completely naked in front of a window, with a man standing outside. Yikes!
I like being naked, but only on my own, or with a lover (I really want one!)
When I go for a sleepover at my friends house, I'm the only one who doesn't put any pyjamas on and I just go to sleep in my underwear. Not because I want to, but because I don't bring my pajamas.
Once saw a girl in school at a spa getting into the Jacuzzi, and upon coming out, her bikini top came right off. First her right and then her left breast drooped down and she didn't even notice it. Both tits hanging out and notices nothing. I quickly let her know, and she covered them up casually.
I finally went to eat at the Blue Lagoon, and I have to say, it was worth it.. Delicious food and a lovely decor, it was fantastic.
I then went on Space Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pinocchio's Voyage Big Thunder Mountain and Indiana Jones The Temple Of Doom. The latter was disappointing. At least with Big Thunder Mountain and Space Mountain, they had themes to it, miner and space, but the temple of doom had nothing apart from the fact that it was outside



Getting a bit sick and tired of waiting all the time. Eating alone is no fun, and people treat you as an inferior if you're only one at the table. But here most of the waiters are very nice.
Tomorrow I will go back to space mountain and see if I have a good photo of myself. Then back to the studios.
As for getting to the party tomorrow night in Lausanne, I have to get back home, get my gear on, get some money out, get to Cornavin, get a train to Lausanne and get to the party. That's exhausting. I'm hoping to get some sleep on the train.

26.10.2013




I'm in Annette's Diner waiting for an all American meal. I've been on Space Mountain again, and even though I was the the only one who looked calm, I didn't take the picture.
I definitely think three days is just enough for me, I don't think Ill be going back for a while now. It's just that dream I keep having of going back, on the other side of the lake - dreamland.




Now what I'm looking forward to is going home to see my friends - at a Lesbo party. Lol
I've started watching the L Word again, and I'm telling you right now, it's the most influential lesbian show ever. I certainly know what character I am: Carmen. Beautiful, feminine, tattooed, music loving Latina bombshell. I'm going to ask the girls which L word they consider themselves.
I finished my trip in the Disney Studios on a Toy Story parachute drop and on the Studio Tram Tour, just to see Jeremy Irons.
I went back to the hotel and got my bag back and headed towards the station.
All in all it was a good time, but's better when you're younger. The more extreme rides were great.

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